No, I'm busy...

I was rushing home from work on Friday and thought it had been too long since I had taken Jessica out on a formal date.

We go out every weekend but I wanted to get dressed up and actually go on a date.

So I schemed all the way home how I would seduce Jessica into a nice date with me. It went all according to plan. muhahaha! Anyway, this is what I did:

Jonathan: "Hi Honey"

Kisses are exchanged

Jessica (busy typing something or reading some legal garble): "Hello dear"

Jonathan: Why aren't you ready to go?

Jessica: What are you talking about? (Looking up with beautiful green eyes that pierce souls)

Jonathan: My mission buddies wedding is tonight, I told you last week.

Jessica: (Totally flabbergasted which makes her look hotter): You did not tell me that!

Jonathan: (Simply nods head)

Jessica: You did not tell me that!

Jonathan: Well no fighting it now better go get ready

***Jonathan and Jessica get dressed up as if going to a wedding and get in the car***

Jonathan: I have a confession to make

Jessica: What is it?

Jonathan: There really isn't a wedding I just wanted to get dressed up and go on a date.

Jessica: OH, now I feel like a bad wife for having to be tricked into getting dressed up for a date

Jonathan: You're not, but it worked and I love you...

Needless to say it was the most romantic evening of bargain shopping a couple can have on our income.

PS: I have this list in the back of a book of man experiences which I keep a tally of Jessica traits. Every time she does something good I check it off and it's really starting to add up.

(See smart)

THE END

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